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What if your repeated near-death experiences aren't bad luck, but just you respawning in increasingly glitched-out levels of the cosmic game we forgot we were playing?

Greetings, fellow reality hackers, quantum questers, and midnight ramblers lost in the labyrinth of the maybe. If you've ever sparked one up and stared at the ceiling, wondering if this whole charade is just someone else's elaborate Sims game gone wrong, then pull up a virtual beanbag and prepare for another deep dive into the cosmic bongwater of possibility. This week, we're sparking a thought experiment so potent, it might just shatter your perceived polygons of existence.

• Ever feel like you've lived this exact moment before? Deja vu on steroids? What if those aren't just neural misfires, but echoes of previous playthroughs? We're riffing on the wild notion that our perceived reality might be a multi-layered simulation, and those near-death experiences? Maybe they're not endings, but sloppy reloads into slightly different, often worse, versions of the same damn level. Imagine waking up after a close call, only to find your favourite strain is now government-regulated and tastes like static, or your go-to munchies joint has been replaced by a nutrient paste dispensary. Sounds familiar? Our source material certainly hints at this relentless shift into 'slightly worse' realities after each failed exit. Are we just high-score fodder in someone else's existential arcade? We'll be exploring the glitchy breadcrumbs, the NPC behaviours that just don't compute, and the unsettling feeling that the sky itself might be a poorly rendered backdrop.

• Tune in for your weekly dose of simulation-smashing revelations, digital dread debriefs, and late-night downloads that will leave you questioning every pixel of your so-called reality. We’re your safe space for pondering the profound while profoundly baked, offering strange comfort in a world that increasingly feels like it's running on dial-up.

• Once you start seeing the loading screens… you can’t unsee them.

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